Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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