If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
In other news, I just burned my penis
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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