He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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