Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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