I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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