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(216): View more from Ohio

let's bang

(773): View more from Illinois

You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.

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(914): View more from New York

For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.

(1-914): View more from New York

That's cute.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?

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(623): View more from Arizona

Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?

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(847): View more from Illinois

Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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(503): View more from Oregon

The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"

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(216): View more from Ohio

For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma

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(360): View more from Washington

There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.

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(478): View more from Georgia

But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.

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