im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
My vagina just clenched in fear
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
