Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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