I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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