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So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
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