If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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