Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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