windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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