At least make sure they are 18
Why
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
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