Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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