problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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