The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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