the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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