I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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