would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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