the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
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