Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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