I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
As shirtless as possible
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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