yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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