you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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