...so i touched it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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