I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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