So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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