i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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