I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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