Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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