school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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