does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Terrible idea I love it
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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