So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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