I didn't shave. On purpose
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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