how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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