is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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