i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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