Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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