it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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