No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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