Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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