38 yer olds are good kisserssss
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just googled if crying burns calories
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
