sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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