i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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