she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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