the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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