There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Randomize
