quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You're a disaster
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