i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
