Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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