Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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