lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I haven't been this sober since birth.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
